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Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”

like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds

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So Swablu like to sit on people’s heads.

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bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 

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you’re not the only asshole here, John

based on this

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when u hear the word tattoo and ure like


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Expressions are fun

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you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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