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Anonymous said:
Mine would count as 13. So in regards to your friendship with sexdrugsdropthebass99. Have you guys met irl? And if so what's your favorite memory. Is he a good friend?

gosh dang it, alright 13 messages in a row

yes, we met in 5th grade, and he is one of my best friends in the whole world. He’s kind of like a brother to me, I can tell him pretty much everything.

One of my most favorite memories is this one time we were playing Left 4 Dead 2, and he disturbed the witch and his brilliant plan was to run all the way back to the beginning of the level. mind you, we were like halfway through already. so when he asks me for help I go “yeah sure, where are you?” and he goes “back at the safe house.” and the safe houses only occur at the beginning and end of the levels, so I turn and look at him and go “why are you all the way back there?” “I scared the witch.” oh my god. it was really fucking hysterical

mr-salacia-senpai:

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKBOYS KILLED MY DAD

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sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

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thewitchmaker:

guceubcuesu:

So…the cats are like the French

And dogs are Japanese omfg

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  • Wear shirt two times: Dirty
  • Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

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Anonymous said:
NO this counts as 12 messages that isn't fair I was looking through tags youre super super cute okay ily

no you’re cute!

also thank you for the twelfth message nonnie /smooches/

wuffinarts:

liasangria:

eldritchlunch:

oh no little floofins

floofins

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mentalalchemy:

Felipe Escobar Bravo
cubone
doduo
diglett
ghastly

need more of these

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anoia:

mark-the-human:

what if Korra goes to the swamp to find Toph and finds Shrek instead

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favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

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I can’t believe got 11 messages in a row

I love you guys

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actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

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