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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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delladilly:

my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

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aduhm:

he fuck that goat

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fuzzyartist:

friends foooreeever. also they’re in their intro outfits because….they’re friends from the start until the very end!

tumblr ruined the quality + i had to size down the animation a bit to upload, so i’d recommend that you view the original version here!

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420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

(Source: myowntravellingcircus, via funky-freakin-fresh)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

riseabovedefeat:

back when disney channel actually taught real life morals and did a good job of it

Damn this spoke to me on a personal level

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izuru-k:

MASTER!

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pastycake:

im sobbing this isnt a fucking joke

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bluejeanchan:

If my otp is your notp and you still follow me you deserve an award for being such a trooper.

(Source: 50shadesofrevolverocelot, via herestothedesperatedasher)

john drinkin' red koolaid accidentally in front of karkat

aokou:

koujaku lays down the sickest sick burn of all time look at this sick burn king he totally BURNED that nerd get the aloe vera kids

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